ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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#CatLadyHeaven

#CatLadyHeaven

exghoulfriend replied to your post“I just went to my car and this fucking bird flew past my head but it…”
I ONLY LIKE BIRDS IN THEORY IN REAL LIFE THEY ARE SO SCARY YOU PROBABLY GOT CURSED BY THAT BIRD YOU’RE GOING TO START GROWING FEATHERS AND DIE AN EARLY DEATH
cloacacarnage replied to your post“I just went to my car and this fucking bird flew past my head but it…”
bird has blessed you, you are going to have a wonderful day
So far, Alex is right and you’re dead wrong, Liz. I enrolled in school again without having to pay a $70 fee. Then I stopped by the pound and was covered in like seven kittens at once.  
There’s still time for me to become a bird lady and die today though. 

I just went to my car and this fucking bird flew past my head but it touched my face with its wing. I’m so fucking upset and I can’t stop thinking of Liz and Alex’s bird posts.

Fuck you guys. I don’t like birds. Fight me about it

hamburgerstastegood:

captainmontereyjack:

i’ve never really gotten around to following snl so i didn’t know about this sketch until jake discussed it on fred armisen’s episode of the fogelnest files

but god this makes me so happy!! what a pitch-perfect tribute to 80s hardcore

On the topic of SNL and 80s hardcore. If you haven’t seen it here’s FEAR on SNL in 1981. Absolute insanity. 

laughterkey:

sense-not-found:

Shortest cutest crimp

Best crimp.

tagged → #the mighty boosh
tagged → #ab soto #cutie*~
boyz-ll-mothmen asked: 55 through 60

55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
I don’t have anything profoundly amazing happen in my life that I would want to re-live. If I had to pick, I would re-live the Leathermouth concert I went to last year. 

56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
The time I was stuck on the side of a Tennessee highway for 9 hours in the fucking summer with nothing to drink. 

57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
David Bowie, hands down. (AB Soto is my second choice tho because holy shit he’s cute)

58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
England. Those tickets are hella expensive. 

59) Ever been on a plane?
Yes, I love flying more than anything. I just don’t love the ticket prices.

60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.
Natasha Lyonne, Laverne Cox, Clea DuVall, AB Soto, Milk (aka: Dan Donigan)

tagged → #boyz-ll-mothmen #asks